Edward VS. Edward

"Oh My Gosh!! Oh my gosh! it's Edward Elric! Bella get the camera!" Edward screamed
"No way! It's Edward Cullen! Alphonse get a camera!" Ed yelled.
"you're Edward Cullen the vampire your book is the only one i have ever read." Ed Elric said. (can we say pathetic?)
"your books are my faves and your tv show and movies." Edward said.{can we get a thank god hallleluah?) "do you really sparkle?" "do u really have auto-mail?" "is Rosalie really such a jerk?" "is Mustang really that good at alchemy?"
"STOP!" Bella screamed coming up behind Edward E. "you are both immature stupid children she said grabbing his ear. "but Bellaaa" he whined. "no but you go into time out mister." "just one picture?" "NO!" Ed E. whined "please miss Bella?" Alphose came up and said "you are so immature like Bella said." "but brother" Ed E. whined as he was drug away.

     Both biys are selfish buttheads. And no i do not hate either one.